“Oh Olivia, I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for sex, I can tell you I don’t have a condom. But what I do have is a very large penis; a penis I have had for a very long career. A penis that makes me a nightmare for little people like you. If you let me have sex with you now, that’ll be the end of you. I will not revive you after, I will not take you to the hospital. I don’t have to look for you, I have found you, and I will kill you.”
Said Pierce Bronzetan on The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.19.12


Brilliant.
Funny because it’s true. Delightfully true.