'Even as the evil Dr. Mbengla stood in her ruin and plotted revenge, the trio marched on. They owned this city now. No hipster could escape their grasp. No self-respecting fashionista would stand in their way. Years ago, they each fought alone, striving block-by-block for the right to look like a complete asshole in public. Now, they were together, and thrice more powerful than they ever were apart. Stormrape, Astro-pop, and Wishbone. They were ready, for this was their moment, their time, their city, and their domain. Commonsense and good taste would not avail them… for they… were the Trifectards.'
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Justin Timberlake Is So Bad In This, It's Not Even Funny – Fishwrapper
Gilberator can have my no-babies NOW :)
Damn that is funny.
OMG i want to marry you…this is the best ever
Well played.
Looks like a zombie following over Osbourne’s right shoulder. Maybe these hipsters will die yet.
I thought that was Dr. Mbengla …
Stormrape, Astro-pop, and Wishbone….WTF that is awesome!!
That’s some quality shit, Gilberator.
I still don’t know if Stormrape is a man or a woman.
Neither does it!
THIS is FUCKING HILARIOUS. And Jason, the zombie comment DID ME IN.
☆☆☆☆☆
+++ Bravo! +++
TL;DR
Ditto. But many are easily amused by these overlong strings of ten-cent words.
I have tears in my eyes from laughing. You made my day : )
Requesting clarification of gender RE: “Wishbone” and “Stormrape” .
Did not know comedy could so eloquently be written! You rock!
I am gonna share this with my kids one day
This is by far one of the best comments I’ve EVER read on this sight. Perfection!
Oh my god, Trifectard. I love you.
If you do a “Best of 2012″ comments, this wins. This wins forever.
*Long yawn*
Your hilarious Gilberator!!