'He realized his error immediately. He was too deep into the corner and too far from the door. Her dance become more rhythmic as she began to talk about herself. There was no escape this time. He would have to endure her, until she grew hungry, or until someone else walked by carrying a bigger mirror, or perhaps, if he was very lucky, some charitable saint would notice his plight and offer her another talk show while he quietly made his escape. But those were just daydreams in a waking nightmare. For now, he had to face reality. For now, he was trapped.'
Said Gilberator on: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.22.12


*thunderous applause*
BEST!
10 stars Gilberator!
or maybe 5 stars rather or 10/10 …stupid IMDB
The best! OMG….*applause*
Amazing. Just… amazing.
Classic.
STANDING O!
Gilberator needs his own posts like Photo Boy does up in here, god this is genius shit!
That really was a classic for the ages. Well done.