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Man, it’s a good thing i don’t have a microphone dick because there’s no way i could shake it all these microphone dick jokes.
But who doesn’t enjoy a good microphone dick joke ?
I don’t… They need to go on the expired shelf next to “wookiee wallet.”
“which one of you wants to use this on my prostate? Katie won’t go near it.”
Why so serious?
In case y’all can’t read the first sign – that’s TOM CRUISE!