'I can imagine how this booking call went.
'Hey, this is Joe down at the Hard Rock. I’d like to book that Situation guy. He’s already booked? Well, what about Snooki… no? J–um… the other one? No? Well what about one of those fat ones? Jesus, are you kidding? OK, just send any of them. I don’t even care anymore.''
Said Georgio on: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.23.12