"Let me get this straight. Of the 12 paparazzi men waiting out here, six of you say you are gay, five of you say you are married, and one of you says you are from Planet Zendo, which doesn’t have marriage? Godammit!"
Said Frank Burns on:
Jennifer Love Hewitt Moved On To Maksim Chmerkovskiy Already - 4.11.12
“Hey guys. I see the bulges in your pants.”
WOOF.
you are quoting monica bellucci dude