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  1. catapostrophe

    Epic.

    I’ve finished about two thirds of the comment and can’t wait to see how it turns out!

  2. Richard McBeef

    TLDR

    • I’m surprised you bothered to click on the gallery in the first place, Doc. Wasn’t it just a couple of weeks ago that you said “the MIPOTI is major league ‘tarded”?

  3. He’s carrying his sperm in that bottle for Carrie Underwood’s under hedge.
    Now that he can bang fertile women not-so-secretly, the world has opened up like the Kardashian’s legs for this douchebag.

  4. KK-Hater

    What a major jackass, what do people see in this asshole?

  5. jrod

    Hey, it’s Douche and a Half man…

  6. Radadoon

    Kutcher is a little old to still be playing the dumbass teenager schtick, maybe it is just him and he will never grow old. Maybe that is what Demi sw in him , a perpetual teenager. I, for one, am tired of his act and was never a fan of his anyway. The only good roles he and Sean Penn ever had were as stoners, because it was only then they could be themselves… stupid!

  7. jim x

    God, that is one of the most punchable faces I’ve seen all week.

  8. Hans Geseundheit

    Proof that male models are just as stupid as female models, just dress with less taste

  9. Buddy the Elf

    Laces out.

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