If he hadn’t blown $35 on that Powerbalance hologram wrist band he could have afforded a shirt.
Whos idea was this? That broad that keeps playing him like a yoyo?
This is all sorts of gay.
Are you trying to tell us something Uncle Juicehead?
He’s got the tits for it.
What an edgy photo. What’s next? The Situation with Snooki’s penis?
Why is that dude from Twilight always taking his shirt off?
“In Jersey Shore, wig wears you!”
Squint into his navel and you can read the Lord’s Prayer.
Head and Shoulders is taking this thing too far.
♫ Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it’s like… ♫
A cock diesel without the cock.
This guy makes me long for a real picture of Snooki. Yuck!
Sammy is goin to be all kinds-of-jelly over the chick Ron’s being,
Sam better demand a paternity test when Ronnie’s baby bump erupts in a couple months.
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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro wears a Snooki wig for Inked magazine. (October 31, 2011)