You know what would be really funny?
If he shoved her head into his crotch, like he was pumping a bike tire.
I guess the relevancy of those outfits just shit the bed.
Are they going as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries? Because that’s even more hilarious now.
Yeah they were which just makes it hilarious.
Clearly they were clairvoyant.
So… Mario Lopez and a fat, brunette Kelly Ripa?
This is just too funny. Is that a suntanning lamp I see behind them.
Mythbusters: Only known picture of a woman in a wedding dress with her face within an 18″ radius of a man’s crotch.
This was all the excuse I needed to Google “wedding porn”.
Almost choked on a grape, Throjo. Thanks.
Kim K and Humphries..
These two will last almost as long as the real Kim K and Kris Whats-his-name.
“as long as you’re down there…”
Shine his shoes??
Their fake marriage would last longer than Kim Kardashian’s.
What the fuck…I’ve been sitting here watching for 15 minutes, and so far she hasn’t even undone his zipper…
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Nick Lachey and Kelly Ripa on Live with Regis and Kelly in New York City. (October 31, 2011)