1. Joe

    I wanna be Ashton Kutcher.

  2. Eat your breakfast junior.

  3. I’m what Ashton Kutcher would look like if he was retarde–oops..nevermind.

    • Meltz

      Nevermind a mean-spirited comment maybe. It’s unfortunate that you went there… I hope one day you’ll be in a place where you take offense to this type of comment as well. It’s a comment I used to make myself and am proud to say no longer.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        somebody’s kid came out retarded and now they are a better person.

      • Contusion

        The word “retarded” simply means less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one’s age. It’s not the N word. Get your panties back out of the bunch they are in.

      • That’s all fine and good, but you’re still visiting thesuperficial.com, so I don’t think you’re that much superior to me!

        I apologize to any retarded people that may have read my comments and not realized that they should be offended. Thank heaven you were there to explain it to them!

      • FuManchu

        out. standing. retort.

      • kimmykimkim

        Make fun of retards and you’ll get one of your very own. ‘Cause god’s just a retarded dick like that.

      • Billebuoy

        Retard.

      • Cuban

        God, you all are the retarded ones, RJ Mitte has mild Cerebral Palsy that he manages to keep in check pretty well and during non-Breaking Bad life you can’t even tell he has CP. He exaggerates the symptoms to show what someone with a more severe case of CP would look like.

        This particular picture, he just looks retarded in the non-mental/physical sense, it’s just a stupid dopey ass smile.

    • walterwhite

      The actor has cerebral palsy, you moron.

    • Leo

      A cursory examination of the dictionary will reveal to you that there’s no such word as “nevermind”. Perhaps it’s you who’s retar- oh wait, sorry, never mind.

      • Ah…but my quote is what he was saying…so are YOU saying that a retarded person isn’t smart enough to use the phrase “never mind” correctly? Shame on you for being so shallow and unthinking…you make me sick!

        “Ha, HA” — Nelson
        “SUCK IT” — Me

      • kimmykimkim

        Dictionaries are retarded.

  4. TooCoo

    PANCAKES!

  5. catapostrophe

    The … the …. the FACT that he’s at the … the … the PREMIERE of The … The … The WORDS is so … so … so IRONIC.

    • catapostrophe

      That said, dude is totally awesome. Love him, love his show.

      • Matt

        Worst part of the show by far.. same delivery every time.. reminds me of Tony Sopranos fat kid’s acting style where he has to stutter the first word of every line he reads. Maybe practice a line or two and get off the CP excuse wagon?

  6. walterwhite

    The actor has cerebral palsy, you idiots. I hope you all burn in hell.

  7. Deacon Jones

    (psssst, RJ! RJ! It’s Tom, can you hear me now?)

    “Yeah, the reception is much better now in my earpiece..”

    (FUCK THE RECEPTION, I’m in your head! Literally! Now for your first mission, I want you to walk up to Katie and stick your pinkie up her ass and start singing “I Will Remember You”)

    “…wait, what?? I dont understand…”

    (Do you fucking want to FUCK WITH ME, RJ??? Do you want a level 5 Thetan to show up in your bedroom tonight and FIST FUCK YOU WITH AN EMMY?!?! Do you?! JUST! FUCKING! DO IT!!!!)

  8. Lohan's Parole Officer

    Yes I would do him!

  9. Colin

    WHY DON’T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY?

  10. jasper

    “W-w-why do you gotta be such a BITCH?”

  11. “The look of surprise is the youthful look?” Quote: Holy Man.

  12. Guest

    I love his character (haven’t seen the most recent episodes) but he has a softer appeal to me, since he actually does suffer from a crippling disease and is still an incredibly talented, attractive professional. Kudos to him.

    • Matt

      Well at least you’re honest about your prejudice. I suppose if he didn’t have a mild form of the disease you’d be crawling up his ass like SHKYLER.

  13. This can happen when one sits on a feather.

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