Hmm… where is Doctor Botanus when you need him? I’m sure he’d have something to say here.

“Does this dress make my … oh, right. Nevermind.”

Nothing to see here folks, move along….

Forgotten but not gone

keep trying darlin

Excuse me miss, I’m looking for a dress with some skin tone accents.
“Beige?”
No.
“Nude?”
No. I’m thinking something my balding husband might think is classy.
“Fake Tan Orange?”
NAILED IT!

“OVER RATED!!!” clap-clap clap, clap, clap

Kate>Pippa all day long!

I see London, I see France, I see the female reproductive system on your back..

Pippa finally

I don’t know why people think she has a great ass. Yeah, maybe for a british white girl……..

Reducing a board can be done with a well-tuned hand plane but is a ton of work and full of ways to damage the board if you are not experineced. I would have the local lumber yard run it through their machine and be done with it. The charge usually isn’t bad and you wind up with a flat board with parallel sides.