1. kimmykimkim

    Dressed like Pee-Wee Herman.

  2. I guess lesbians can be gold diggers as well… And if anyone tries to convince me that Portia looks at that and gets excited, I will fight you to the death…

    • Alpha Female

      Most married couples don’t have much sex anyway. And yeah, Ellen is rich as bawlz. I think Portia does love her though. They seem good together.

  3. I’d like to posit that a naked Ellen DeGeneres with a flesh-colored strap-on is indistinguishable from a man, ergo Portia DeRossi is only quasi-lesbian.


  4. EricLr

    Now everyone act surprised that she went down on the carpet.

  5. She must have said she was hungry. I see they brought her a whole extra roll of carpet to munch! (Snare drum sound…Thank you, thank you very much, I’ll be here all week!)

  6. SIN

    When she was called a carpet muncher we had no idea she litterlly did it.

  7. “sister is the new mother and she’s lookin “HAWT”.

  8. Patch

    Ellen… rolling in carpet… sounds about right.

  9. vgrly

    And this is how we scissor….

  10. apparently her older self came back from the future where time travel has already been perfected, to re live this glorious moment with herself and is sitting right there in the front row

  11. Seeing her mom there, I guess the lesbian doesn’t fall too far from the tree.

  12. bigalkie

    Belzer’s fallen and he can’t get up.

  13. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Is the government’s idea of money really so weak that it’s threatened by me paying my taxes with chocolate coins? #B&Wdefencefund

  14. Double carpet action.

  15. Deacon Jones

    Speaking of carpet…the USAF should’ve carpet bombed the event

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    When you actually work in the entertainment business you get your star on the Hollywood walk of Fame. Suck it Kim Kardashian!

  17. cc

    If you asked what’s the difference between a ‘clown’ and a ‘buffoon’ see picture.

  18. FiddlerOnTheRoofies

    “So Portia scissors her legs like this, then I pull out my pen-”

  19. Mickey01232000

    I am still trying to determine at what point someone found her schtick funny. she is not even mildly amusing.

    • fuckface

      Finally! Thank you! The only asshole not tired of ellen’s ridiculous schtick is that bitch in the back ground. Portia doesn’t care, Her mother doesn’t care, and the shithead with the floods likes fondling his watch more than watching that unfunny cunt.

  20. Vlad

    Guy in the back pointing to his watch to remind her that her 15 minutes of fame are almost up.

  21. rawfodog

    I’ve always wondered what she’d look like wearing women’s clothes for once.

  22. Nope… she’s a nice lady… (response to comments) and people will love her forever, partially because she is a “gay” icon. She just is. I don’t listen to her, I don’t follow her, I can’t tell you a thing she has done, other than being gay… and that’s okay. I’m a “gay mom” and she is just one of those people all the gays love… It’s just how it is.

  23. fuckface

    you don’t visit this site much, do you.

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