Dressed like Pee-Wee Herman.
I guess lesbians can be gold diggers as well… And if anyone tries to convince me that Portia looks at that and gets excited, I will fight you to the death…
Most married couples don’t have much sex anyway. And yeah, Ellen is rich as bawlz. I think Portia does love her though. They seem good together.
I’d like to posit that a naked Ellen DeGeneres with a flesh-colored strap-on is indistinguishable from a man, ergo Portia DeRossi is only quasi-lesbian.
I was thinking the exact same thing the other day, Portia is not a lesbian, Ellen looks lke a guy.
Now everyone act surprised that she went down on the carpet.
She must have said she was hungry. I see they brought her a whole extra roll of carpet to munch! (Snare drum sound…Thank you, thank you very much, I’ll be here all week!)
Don’t forget to tip the waiters.
When she was called a carpet muncher we had no idea she litterlly did it.
“sister is the new mother and she’s lookin “HAWT”.
Ellen… rolling in carpet… sounds about right.
And this is how we scissor….
apparently her older self came back from the future where time travel has already been perfected, to re live this glorious moment with herself and is sitting right there in the front row
Seeing her mom there, I guess the lesbian doesn’t fall too far from the tree.
Belzer’s fallen and he can’t get up.
Is the government’s idea of money really so weak that it’s threatened by me paying my taxes with chocolate coins? #B&Wdefencefund
Double carpet action.
Speaking of carpet…the USAF should’ve carpet bombed the event
When you actually work in the entertainment business you get your star on the Hollywood walk of Fame. Suck it Kim Kardashian!
If you asked what’s the difference between a ‘clown’ and a ‘buffoon’ see picture.
“So Portia scissors her legs like this, then I pull out my pen-”
I am still trying to determine at what point someone found her schtick funny. she is not even mildly amusing.
Finally! Thank you! The only asshole not tired of ellen’s ridiculous schtick is that bitch in the back ground. Portia doesn’t care, Her mother doesn’t care, and the shithead with the floods likes fondling his watch more than watching that unfunny cunt.
Guy in the back pointing to his watch to remind her that her 15 minutes of fame are almost up.
I’ve always wondered what she’d look like wearing women’s clothes for once.
Nope… she’s a nice lady… (response to comments) and people will love her forever, partially because she is a “gay” icon. She just is. I don’t listen to her, I don’t follow her, I can’t tell you a thing she has done, other than being gay… and that’s okay. I’m a “gay mom” and she is just one of those people all the gays love… It’s just how it is.
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Ellen DeGeneres receiving a star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame. (September 4, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN