Kind of sad when you’re left with having to take your own cleavage pictures.

Dude, man up and enjoy the post-divorce pussy parade…

“Siri, any calls from my agent?”

“No. It has been 237 days since the last call from your agent. May I help you with anything else?”

So THAT’S where Jenni’s weight went.

He must not be on a vampire vegetarian diet anymore.

Also… Bitch Tits! I like shouting that at my husband from time to time.

Matthew McConaughey has really let himself go.

I really liked him in the indie flick Arc, for which he won the Indie Gathering Award for Best Actor. An imperfect movie but well worth seeing for his performance, IMO.

Nice boobs wife leaver.

Funny, those close up pictures of sand never really turn out like you hoped.

Would motorboat.

Dropped a hottie to become a nottie.

Aw, look at the way he’s covering himself. He’s kinda shy. I think it’s adorable.