1. GLT

    “Leave the pants. Take the cannoli.”

  2. “Hey Janice, did you get a lip reduction?”

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Whatever store he buys this bullshit from should be out of business, but Steven and Russell Brand keep buying everything.

    The rest of mankind has no choice but to burn that fucker down.

  4. Schmidtler

    Where’s he going dressed like that, a Renaissance Fair? They have those in Maui?

  5. EricLr

    Look pal, here’s a dollar. I don’t want any of your damned literature, okay?

  6. His fashion sense is less “Livin’ on the Edge”, and more “Crazy”.

  7. I’m not sure that Pirates of the Caribbean is doing screen tests today.

  8. Bigalkie

    Sad Clown

  9. DeucePickle

    So just how many Fraggle Rock characters live in his pants ?

  10. Joe

    Du-du-du-dude looks like a trainwreck.

  11. Hey, lady. Your butt beads fell out…

  12. catapostrophe

    Inside the box: Devil Sticks.

  13. Dweezil

    I love her song “i Can’t Make You Love Me,” but Bonnie sure has let herself go.

  14. Carole King’s so old now but I still love her music.

  15. JennywithaY

    Mary Kate Olsen is looking kind of rough.

    More so than usual, I mean.

  16. Savante

    This can only mean Sarah Jessica Parker and Steven Tyler once peed in a fountain together while wishing for each others lives…

  17. Cock Dr

    What’s in the box?

  18. If Teri Hatcher was a man…

  19. Jade

    Nah nah, nah nah, dude looks like a lady.

  20. Looks like the price tag is still hanging on the garment.

  21. Bionic_Crouton

    Steven Tyler has a moment of lucidity:

    “What am I wearing and what the fuck have I been doing for the past forty years? ”

    He then remembers he is rich and goes on being Steven Tyler.

  22. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    A girl I knew claimed there was a little man in her handbag who used to hide things on her. My bad, Jenny, we found him!

  23. cc

    Boy George looks as eccentric as ever.

  24. I think it’s nice that Lara Wachowski is confident enough to be public about her gender reassignment. You go girl!

  25. if future Ellen DeGeneres watching herself get her own hollywood star didnt convince you that time travel does exist, then future Russell Brand just might

  26. Dr. Ike

    At first glance, I thought that was Joan Rivers.

  27. mbcl

    I bet he “scarfs” down whatever’s in that box.

  28. Reece

    I understand that balls drop when you get older but I had no idea they become multi-colored…must be the years of drug use

  29. All he’s missing is the protective plastic cover and he’d be wearing my Grandmothers couch.

  30. donkeylicks

    IT’S LIKE RAAAIIINNN on your wedding day…
    ITS THE GOOD ADVIIIIISSE that you just didn’t take.
    And who would have thought it’d be don’t wear skirt.

  31. Dusty Diamond

    Dammit, someone let Janice Dickinson out again.

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