The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.5.12
Jake Schreier and Frank Langella at the 100th anniversary of Universal and Lucien Barriere at Royal Barriere hotel during the 38th Deauville American Film Festival in Deauville, France. (September 1, 2012)
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Skeletor wants to show him his scepter…
In an effort to challenge critics who call the Hollywood casting couch sexist, the film industry launched a new campaign today…
That reminds me… I want to go see Robot & Frank.
I don’t recall Jerry Sandusky having a beard, but Frank’s the actor, not me.
yes NOW!! Do what I pay you to do and swallow this time.
So rude. Gentle persuasion, coupled with a good meal and alcohol will get you better results.
What are you doing later?
Having dinner with my husband.
So Mister Cock Dr. had to go and ruin it for the rest of us, huh? Damnit!
You can swing by my place after.
“Mention I dated Whoopi again and I’ll eat your fucking brainstem.”
“Suck me, beautiful.”
“What do you mean he is not my personal assistant?”
“You smell that? Rub A5-35, son- the original Viagra.”
Of course they’re silk!
No idea who Jake Schreirer is but I do know how he got his job.
Frank is showing Jake an unorthodox interpretation of vampire.
“…oh I think he will if he wants the job!”
Gees you two- get a room!
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jake Schreier. Jake, take a bow…further…FURTHER…”
…. and cue the blow job jokes.
“I don’t care how hard you push my head, I don’t go where Whoopi went.”
“You see this? This is my serious face.”