1. Skeletor wants to show him his scepter…

  2. EricLr

    In an effort to challenge critics who call the Hollywood casting couch sexist, the film industry launched a new campaign today…

  3. That reminds me… I want to go see Robot & Frank.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    I don’t recall Jerry Sandusky having a beard, but Frank’s the actor, not me.

  5. SIN

    yes NOW!! Do what I pay you to do and swallow this time.

  6. Cock Dr

    So rude. Gentle persuasion, coupled with a good meal and alcohol will get you better results.

  7. Colin

    “Mention I dated Whoopi again and I’ll eat your fucking brainstem.”

  8. “Suck me, beautiful.”

  9. Bionic_Crouton

    “What do you mean he is not my personal assistant?”

  10. “You smell that? Rub A5-35, son- the original Viagra.”

  11. direchef

    Of course they’re silk!

  12. anonymous

    No idea who Jake Schreirer is but I do know how he got his job.

  13. cc

    Frank is showing Jake an unorthodox interpretation of vampire.

  14. Gabe Kaplan

    “…oh I think he will if he wants the job!”

  15. Lohan's Parole Officer

    Gees you two- get a room!

  16. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jake Schreier. Jake, take a bow…further…FURTHER…”

  17. eidnam

    …. and cue the blow job jokes.

  18. journalschism

    “I don’t care how hard you push my head, I don’t go where Whoopi went.”

  19. EZ-B

    “You see this? This is my serious face.”

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