Justin Long and Amanda Seyfried in New York City. (September 3, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Just in case that guy wasn’t punchable enough on his own, his dog wears a bandana.
That’s her dog.
Punch them all….just to be sure.
Well fuck, I didn’t even see Seyfried back there. So let me rephrase:
Just in case that guy wasn’t punchable enough on his own, he is banging Amanda Seyfried.
Are you sure that’s her dog? It doesn’t look stuffed to me.
“Yeah, that’s right! I’m banging Amanda Seyfried!”
Is he fucking Amanda Seyfreid? This dude makes me sad. How can he pull that level of trim while I’m sitting at my computer fapping to Miley Cryus’ VMA performance?
Helps that she’s batshit crazy and probably sees him with all kind of bizarre parallax effects.
Used to pay big money for that back in the 60’s.
Like seeing double of Justin Long. One has a mindless expression on his face and looks harmless. The other is the dog.
She would be better off dating the dog.
That’s one mac daddy.
She literally has no standards, does she?
Are you talking about Amanda Seyfried or the dog?
Clearly she learned a few things during her recent film research.
You can tell he really likes her. There’s no way I would have posed for this still life photo with her and her stuffed dog.
Someone should show him that pic and tell him that’s not the way a man walks.
It’s okay, pretty soon they’ll be home, the dog will be stuffed and made into a table, and life will be normal again.
“Psst…Poochie, are you thinking what I’m thinking?” “Woof, Woof.” “I know, he would look great in the corner of our living room!”
He looks like an extremely feminine Ross from friends. That’s not a good thing.
Just what I was thinking!
He’s like Teenage Ross in an ill-advised Friends prequel.
Amanda Seyfried looks on with lust…not at Justin Long, but at the thought of stuffing that dog. Never Justin Long. No. Sorry, Justin. But, no.
That lucky motherfucker!!! “OPEN FIRE!”
“And prance, 2, 3, 4…
Act straight, 2, 3, 4…”
Justin Long, they guy you date right before you find the love of your life.
1. Amanda is very sexy.
2. That dog is a douche for wearing that bandana.
3. See number 1.
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