The trick: she’s going to blow out that candle by swinging her tits quickly from left to right.
If she does, she’ll probably take out the cake as well.
And the camera as well.
That’s not the hot thing I want to see her blowing.
“Thanks baby, that’s a real nice cake…now touch my dick”.
that is word for word how birthdays go at my house.
Those kids must feel awkward.
they knew what they signed up for
“Haaaapppy Buhhhurthhhday, Missssterr Puhhresssident…”
“Bill, BILL! Wake up, Hillary said she would be here in 10 minutes, and that you had better be ready to go.”
Modelling the 2013 Taylor Swift collection, I see.
THAT is the biggest mucus plug I’ve ever seen.
The crown jewel of motorboating.
I’d like three flapjacks, please.
What a sexy doofus!
I must still be a little high. I heard Kim Kardashian went blonde, and I could SWEAR it read MOO at the bottom of that magazine cover…
She’s pretty, but her expressions don’t express any real intelligence
Do you want to fuck her or have a debate with her?
I hope I can talk her into an encore when my birthday comes in February…
At this point, you’re going to have to start labeling these pics as “Magazine Cover Kate Upton” and “On the Street Kate Upton.” ‘Cause they’re two different chicks IMO.
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Kate Upton on the cover of 'Vanity Fair.' (October 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN