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  1. Blue Shirt Special

    The trick: she’s going to blow out that candle by swinging her tits quickly from left to right.

  2. That’s not the hot thing I want to see her blowing.

  3. “Thanks baby, that’s a real nice cake…now touch my dick”.

    that is word for word how birthdays go at my house.

  4. “Haaaapppy Buhhhurthhhday, Missssterr Puhhresssident…”

    “Bill, BILL! Wake up, Hillary said she would be here in 10 minutes, and that you had better be ready to go.”

  5. EricLR

    Modelling the 2013 Taylor Swift collection, I see.

  6. I'mCool

    THAT is the biggest mucus plug I’ve ever seen.

  7. The crown jewel of motorboating.

  8. I’d like three flapjacks, please.

  9. Apple

    She’s pretty!

  10. What a sexy doofus!

  11. I must still be a little high. I heard Kim Kardashian went blonde, and I could SWEAR it read MOO at the bottom of that magazine cover…

  12. She’s pretty, but her expressions don’t express any real intelligence

  13. I hope I can talk her into an encore when my birthday comes in February…

  14. At this point, you’re going to have to start labeling these pics as “Magazine Cover Kate Upton” and “On the Street Kate Upton.” ‘Cause they’re two different chicks IMO.

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