“Your last check bounced. I’m not doing this for free”
All the boys think she’s a spy.
She’s got Michelle Bachman eyes.
Nice grab from the past there!
“You put this strap on in my purse didn’t you?”
Don’t these “robot” posts belong on Geekologie?
“We have ‘lots of sex’. Right, ‘honey’?”
Are we sure that’s not Aniston? At least in this pic, there’s a strong resemblance.
I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed it. Ugh – she needs a new makeup artist, stat.
I’d paint her face.
Looks like a retarded Jennifer Aniston.
We can’t see the dude he’s staring at.
She is not aging well.
Looks Like some sort of odd Cameron Diaz/Kelly ripa hybrid. Do not want.
She must be 4′ 6″ if she is looking UP at him
Am I the only one creeped out by the fact that Ryan Seacrest’s ventriloquist dummy looks exactly like his girlfriend?
So, you want me to lure another hot guy back for you?
” I’m not telling you again! Wear my thong, wash the shit stain out BEFORE I wear it!”
Our word for today is “beard.” Who will be the first to use it in a sentence?
“What do you mean put your penis in my vagi….ha! yoooouuu.”
Aniston with a nose job.
Damn, Jen actually looks a little feminine in this pic.
“You know the only reason this is working is because I won’t sleep with you unless we are married. Which works out in your favor.”
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