LeAnn Rimes posted this pic of herself to Twitter. (September 23, 2011)
So this is how you have to pee when you duct tape your junk down.
I assumed since this is “The Crap We Missed”, I assumed she was taking a huge dump in the urinal. As huge a dump as a skeleton can drop.
I’m assuming too much. Need to lay off the smoke.
What a head case this woman is.
this chick needs to go away permanently.
That urinal looks like it’s trying to spit her out.
(Cameraman): If you don’t shit out five pounds, urinalotta trouble, young lady!
Wash her up and feed her a cheeseburger… Oh, wait. She is washed up…
So where is the original picture with Glanville?
That’s just nasty. Go find me a urinal that doesn’t have piss dribbles and a couple random pubes right where her ass sits.
Man, that was my first thought too. Gross.
McBeef, you’re 100% right. Hopefully she wiped it down at least before she sat her butt on it.
That dress needs to be incinerated now.
How was the cake?
What a dirty bird!!! I pee on those rims hahaa
A urinal because she doesn’t have to bend over as far to further perpetuate her anorexia denial. As in vomiting those crumbs she considers a whole meal.
LeAnn Rimes showing her oft over-looked impression skills. Shown here: Kim Kardashian.
Friend: “So LeAnn, how do you feel about Eddie’s performance on The Playboy Club?”
LeAnn: “Well, let me give you a visual aid”
This is a photo, she took of herself, and posted it to Twitter?
She is so beyond fucked up…
To be fair, she eats so little that her poops will fit in the little drain grate.
I think we’ll be able to look back on the posting of this pic as the downfall of Twitter.
That girl needs a LOT of attention.
She’s using the Lilo trick (mysterious white powder) to drum up talk…
Someone notify the Urban Dictionary. We now have the Lumpkin.
Its not your spunk, but you know its hard for me to swallow anything.
When you tuck, that’s how you use a urinal.
Usually the only time you’ll see a woman at a urinal is when she’s drunk and she can’t hold her pee anymore or the line for the ladies’ room is just too long and she has to piss right NOW.
Fucking great. Now all the public urinals are going to smell like – that -.
“ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! I’ll pee on you. Are you happy now?”
Is this the “Next Kim Kardashian” tryouts?
Why is LeAnn Rimes sitting in Kim Kardashian’s lap?
Ode to where her marriage will be.
The boys’ bathroom is closed until further notice, ’cause one of you thought it would be a good idea… to pull down your pants… m’kay, over your buttcheeks over the urinal… and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog… m’kay? Oh you think that’s funny, huh?! Let me assure you, there is nothing funny… about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspectin’ urinal, ‘kay, droppin’ your pants then… turnin’ around… squattin’ over that urinal, ‘kay, maybe… maybe pullin’ your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m’kay, and then layin’ out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see. Oh yeah, that’s real funny! I’m gonna catch this sonofabitch if it’s the last thing I DO! M’kay?!
“Shhhh… I ate a rice cake today. So naughty….”
“I always tear up here. It’s where Eddie and I first met.”
She should’ve gone for real method acting & pulled that dress right up
Some one is masturbating to this.
This is where all the dicks hang out.
Quick, somebody flush and that will be the cleanest this skank has been this week.
This is like some new Swedish urinal model, right?
“oops, my career has gone down the toilet. funny metaphor huh? oh wait…”
Usually I just kinda shake the last couple drops out, but yeah…I like your way better.
Crap, the Laxitives kicked in a little too quickly!!!!
“Omigod, my balls are teabagging every time I flush.”
This brings up a serious moral question about women in mens’ rooms. Do you ask her to move first or hope she just figures it out on her own? Also, nice wide stance she’s got going there.
Looks like binging on orange juice and cotton balls before throwing them all up in an urinal is the new black…
Leann did this picture to make his ex think she did him in the bathroom…
No other reason!
Oh, come one guys! It looks just like a little brown urinal cake!
Oops, you caught me. It’s the only thing small enough that works so I don’t fall in.
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