People who frequent WalMart can now content themselves with the fact that they all now collectively look like a “famous” actress.
STAR THIS PLEASE (╥﹏╥)
Second take… Realized nipples visible… *barf
eventually they are going to point down so far they are going to start pointing under.
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Sure Tori… you’re looking… you’re looking… gooood.
Now we know where they got the inspiration for Shrek’s face.
She’s wearing Shrek’s shoes. However I’d rather do Shrek.
Brave move going bra-less in what has got to be her 9th trimester.
Martha Plimpton is back bitches! Holla
Oh my god, Mickey Rourke went tranny!
Skywalker dropped that gate on my back, and I ain’t been right since!
I guess that’s how a woman is going to look when the child has their 5th birthday still inside the womb. That doesn’t explain the shoes or the frightening disregard for anyone who might see those boobs.
That wall behind her is made out of gingerbread
Pregnancy is not a career, honey.
Why can’t they take some of the extra material from her belly and back fill that crater in her chest with it? I think I just solved one of her problems.
Please don’t let that be her kids’ preschool. This should get her arrested.
Hurry up Torri, i don’t want anyone to see me walking with a mongoloid tranny.
That’s one scary ass mash-up: Shrek vs. Depardieu
Celebrities, they’re just like us!
When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, “Come and see!” I looked and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him.
She never was the most attractive woman but now she has made it to House Frau status.
Jeez, when is she gonna have this kid?! She’s been pregnant longer than anybody in Hollywood!!
She has ten more days before she beats January Jones’s record.
She can do that in a heartbeat!
I know I’ve seen her in a horror movie back in the 80′s.
God’s Eye briefly pauses over Tori, then moves on.
Aaron: “Look, haven’t I apologized enough already?!? ‘Cmon, let’s watch some Charlie’s Angel reruns. Whaddya say?”
God: “Well, at least they’ll be better than that reboot they’re doing now. Have you seen it? I’m making your body turn over in its grave as we speak.”
I want angry townspeople to charge her with torches.
I think she looks like William Shatner!!
I thought mama cass died.
I gotta give it to the guy. He must have one hell of an imagination to lay on top of that and give it a go.
If he knew that she would look like this, I’m not sure he would have gotten her pregnant.
Dear God. This really needs a warning, or something.
Mickey Rourke lost a ton of weight. Never looked better in my opinion.
Ernest Borgnine is a cross dresser?
scumbag cheater gets what he deserves
i’d hit that, with a truck!
ew, madam mim
I am under the impression she is either chronically pregnant or just fat.
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Tori Spelling in Los Angeles. (September 27, 2011)