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  1. Anon

    Nice butterfly tattoo, you bender!

  2. Cock Dr

    I really don’t care that he tooks a few hits off a bong.
    The man’s a swimmer; he’s not driving the schoolbus or performing brain surgery. He swims. So what if he’s a toker?

  3. Littering and….Littering and…

  4. Joe

    Wait. A marathon is running? Fuck.

  5. Hickok

    Guys. Hey guys. Guys. Guys listen! Listen guys! I just heard the creator of the Dorito died. Is this true? Hey guys, I’m trying to tell you something. I mean, ask you something, very important. It’s about Doritos. You guys listening? Guys? Guys. Hey guys. Guys. Guys listen! Listen guys! Is it? True, I mean? Guys?

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Nothing says real man like the complete lack of penis or a tattoo above missing penis.

    • TomFrank

      “Well, what do you expect? The water’s cold!”

      “But, Michael, you haven’t gotten into the pool yet.”

  7. G

    ” man it’s so funny I think I just put my swim cap between my legs! But I still don’t know where my swim suit is… nor if I will be disqualified if I pull back the swim cap on my head with the two holes I just made……”

  8. The Brown Streak

    “This pool could totally make an awesome bong.”

  9. Raoul

    “Waitwaitwait. You’re telling me it’s ALL bong water?”

  10. AnnaDraconida

    The definition of male buttaface. Nothing a paper bag won’t fix!

  11. Alison

    Pretty sure that tattoo’s a pot leaf.

  12. Johnny P!

    “‘From the neck down only.’ Fuck guys, how hard is that to remember? We can Photoshop a bulge and a non-Muppet head in later. Sheesh! Now take the pics!”

  13. farting old man's wife

    That water must be damned COLD!!!

  14. cc

    I am glad that as a society we recovered from the sight of him taking a hit off a bong.

  15. chupacabra

    Swimmers: Trust me, they do it better. Think of the dolphin kick…

  16. Updoxx

    I saw this guy once at the gym working out with free weights, and let me tell you he’s a strong fu**er.

  17. snarl

    i’d hit that.

  18. Swisher Sweet

    aquaman just wanted me to let you know his shell-phone has been cut off

  19. Not pictured: Underbite.

  20. Blech

    I dunno, guys– the lady in the background seems to like what she sees, and I’m taking her word for it!

  21. Freebie

    What a great body. Too bad his face is meh

  22. sad panda

    It’s so sad he’s such an accomplished swimmer, has won numerous gold medals, yet all anyone can do is make pot jokes. There’s your antidrug ad right there.

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