Nice butterfly tattoo, you bender!
It’s an M for Michigan, retard.
I really don’t care that he tooks a few hits off a bong.
The man’s a swimmer; he’s not driving the schoolbus or performing brain surgery. He swims. So what if he’s a toker?
Littering and….Littering and…
Wait. A marathon is running? Fuck.
Guys. Hey guys. Guys. Guys listen! Listen guys! I just heard the creator of the Dorito died. Is this true? Hey guys, I’m trying to tell you something. I mean, ask you something, very important. It’s about Doritos. You guys listening? Guys? Guys. Hey guys. Guys. Guys listen! Listen guys! Is it? True, I mean? Guys?
Nothing says real man like the complete lack of penis or a tattoo above missing penis.
“Well, what do you expect? The water’s cold!”
“But, Michael, you haven’t gotten into the pool yet.”
” man it’s so funny I think I just put my swim cap between my legs! But I still don’t know where my swim suit is… nor if I will be disqualified if I pull back the swim cap on my head with the two holes I just made……”
“This pool could totally make an awesome bong.”
“Waitwaitwait. You’re telling me it’s ALL bong water?”
The definition of male buttaface. Nothing a paper bag won’t fix!
Pretty sure that tattoo’s a pot leaf.
“‘From the neck down only.’ Fuck guys, how hard is that to remember? We can Photoshop a bulge and a non-Muppet head in later. Sheesh! Now take the pics!”
That water must be damned COLD!!!
I am glad that as a society we recovered from the sight of him taking a hit off a bong.
Swimmers: Trust me, they do it better. Think of the dolphin kick…
I saw this guy once at the gym working out with free weights, and let me tell you he’s a strong fu**er.
i’d hit that.
Me too. If I were single.
aquaman just wanted me to let you know his shell-phone has been cut off
Not pictured: Underbite.
I dunno, guys– the lady in the background seems to like what she sees, and I’m taking her word for it!
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