If you want your father’s money, come with me!

Out of frame is Arnold butt naked reprising his role in Terminator 2 with some homeless guy.

“Out of my way, you little twink!”

Really want a fright? That’s not Skeletor she’s turning in to. It’s Mary Jo Kopechne.

Seen here, Maria takes the leftovers from dinner home because she’s not sure if she’ll eat tomorrow or next month.

Don’t you Power of Grey Skull me.

Skeletor is trying to pull teenagers through the portal before it closes.

What’s with the talon like hand? Is this an early sign of arthritis or something?

Live with that long enough and I suppose a maid named Mildred DOES look hot.

That is the biggest doggie bag I have ever seen!

What the fuck do you need a bag that big from a restaurant for?
Are they serving children there for dinner?

Maria: “Katherine, give them the raw Porterhouses!”
Katherine: “But Mom… you need to feed!”
Maria: “I need to get back to the crypt NOW! Do as I say! Boys, clear a path for Mommy”.

Give Khloe the doggie bag bag before she eats your brother!!

The ‘steely hand of death’ in case you wanted to prepare for it.

I can’t imagine why Arnold cheated on her – that’s the same as her “O face”

Are they all going to a funeral, what’s up with all the black.

“Crap, Mom, you’re right. The guy parking cars looks like dad too.”

Peter Dinklage found an effective way to be snuck out of the restaurant without being seen by the paparazzi.

If it Feeds, we can kill it.

These dried-up clutches don’t actually look like they’ve ever been anywhere near ‘Maestro’s Steackhouse’…

*looks at Katherine, looks at Maria* Are we entirely sure Katherine was one of the “legitimate” children?

As her bony ice cold hands grasped his arm he suddenly felt as though the core of his body was frozen. That was when he realized she had stolen his soul.

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO SHOP!