A face that only a generation of indoctrinated adolescents could love.
I was at a loss for words. Thank you for finding them for me.
You forgot Taylor and his unwashed stink-finger of love.
Dipshit actor? Yep.
Padres hat? Yep.
Coincidence? I think not.
fuck you! the padres fucking rock, asshole!
Hey, thanks for the brand loyalty!
Are you willing to wear our logos too?
He’s flying in to audition for the Smokey and the Bandit reboot: Smokey and the Bandit…and Vampires.
And here I thought he was doing a remake of Sly Stallone’s, “Over the Top”.
He is trying out for Brawn Paper Towels.
More like Smokey and the Ass Bandit.
Mr Pattinson is known by underage girls to shine like cristal in the sunlight. Mr Pratt is crazy about his cristals. Now everything is clear to me… as clear as cristals, Mr Prattinson.
Aah! It’s Ryan Dunn, back from the grave to haunt us!
There’s a team called the Padres?
There’s more testosterone in Chaz Bono.
“Hell no, there ain’t no weapons in this bag…only drugs.”
his beard is catching up with his eyebrows.
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Robert Pattinson at Pearson International Airport in Toronto. (September 27, 2011)