1. it had to be said

    Poor Jen. Since Imogene Thomas has their dress, she’s gotta wear a curtain.

  2. Is she smuggling M&Ms in her granny panties?

  3. SSHGuru

    She’s obviously figured out that if she wears huge skirts up to her boobs she doesn’t look completely repellant. However everyone else also has figured this out…

  4. Admiral Hackbar

    I see she finally got her spanx bill.

  5. Hickok

    Notepad & pen. I haz them.

  6. Anthony

    Bitch stole my shower curtain

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    Is her underwear made of aluminum foil?

  8. The price of cake it up to what???!!!!

  9. “A script? A real live script? But it was just lying here in the road? Should I take it? What should I do?”
    “Run, Jennifer Love Hewitt, run straight home and don’t stop til you get there!”

  10. The Brown Streak

    So I was able to give her the notebook containing all the positions I planned to get her in before the cops hauled me away.

  11. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’d actually like to see another picture of her in this outfit from another angle. Preferably one that doesn’t contain her ass, though.

  12. farting old man's wife

    Man, that is some huge Butt Pimples!!!

  13. cc

    What, are we all supposed to get dressed up just to sign for a package now?

  14. “Hey Jen – I think we found the perfect script! It’s about a small town girl coming out of a bad marriage who decides to move to the big city and start a new life but gets pulled into a seedy underworld of high class prostitution.” “You’ll play that girl’s mother.”

  15. MammaMia

    even her ankles need spandex…. sad.

  16. May

    if you don’t like her don’t look at her!
    She’s beautiful!

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