“What do you mean gay?”
Apparently they’re not quite done deprogramming him…
I guess the Spin Doctors were right – it really has been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone.
He just remembered he was married to Madonna for awhile.
Hasn’t been able to wipe that stupid grin off of his face since he ditched the ultimate bitch! He probably planted a hydrangea farm around his house, to make sure she never comes back!
“Hydrangea’s? Why I’d love some, thank you. How’d you know they were my favorite?”
I can’t believe I got rich for fucking Madonna either!
Seen walking out of Madge’s “W.E.” screening..
“God, I’m a fucking BRILLIANT director!”
He has that looks like he just shipped a truckload of hydrangeas to Madonna’s doorstep.
Hell no I don’t want her back!!!
Fix your collar and make another good gangster movie.
Oi, et’s ben ah lovely toime wit you Mary Poppins
He woke up smiling everyday after the divorce and as all mothers warn us, it froze that way.
Heard he misses her so damn much he’ll only have sex with salt-cod these days…
That’s the face of a man who DOESN’T have to see Madonna naked any more.
“Guy Ritchie in London”, eh? Seems redundant.
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