superficial

  1. it had to be said

    “Laura, not Bruce, you asshole!”

  2. “Quick close and lock the door! She’s trying to get in!”

  3. Richard McBeef

    She’s still screaming about those goddamn velociraptors.

  4. “Ben! BEN! BEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!”

  5. King

    Eagle Call: KAAKOWWW!!

  6. Alison

    Someone play the Sun Song quick, before her scream petrifies you.

  7. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “IT’S STUCK!!!! I’M TOO DRY TO SLIDE IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!”

  8. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    now why is Helen Mirren in Santa Monica acting batshit crazy. oh never mind.

  9. Hickok

    For Christ’s sake people, I do not even remotely look like Ed Bagely Jr.

  10. Donkeylicks

    And here we have Andy Dick managing to keep it in his pants for once in his life thank God!

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    Did Grandma run over someone again?

  12. edamame

    Does she attend the Over 50 yoga class with Helen Hunt?

  13. dontlooknow

    Grandma says “time to come in for dinner”!

  14. elaine benes

    the new (?) face of road rage

  15. Bohuckaeeber

    “He put his disease in me!”

  16. Mwaddams

    Funny, I saw this photo and made the same face.

  17. TomFrank

    One of the earliest carnivores, we now know Dilophosaurus is actually poisonous, spitting its venom at its prey, causing blindness and eventually paralysis, allowing the carnivore to eat at its leisure.

  18. DeucePickle

    photo by Edward Munch

  19. “Does anybody remember me?”

  20. Kat

    “Help me! My sunglasses are hideous!!!”

  21. “PAW!!! The coon done got in the chicken coop again!!”

  22. Weaselmouse

    The tortoise needs to be fed. It’s beggin’ for it.

  23. Huerbet Maninoff

    I want to make fuck with she

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