“Laura, not Bruce, you asshole!”
“Quick close and lock the door! She’s trying to get in!”
She’s still screaming about those goddamn velociraptors.
“Ben! BEN! BEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!”
Eagle Call: KAAKOWWW!!
Someone play the Sun Song quick, before her scream petrifies you.
“IT’S STUCK!!!! I’M TOO DRY TO SLIDE IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!”
now why is Helen Mirren in Santa Monica acting batshit crazy. oh never mind.
For Christ’s sake people, I do not even remotely look like Ed Bagely Jr.
And that is not remotely spelled like Ed Begley, Jr.
I do not remotely care
maybe a little
And here we have Andy Dick managing to keep it in his pants for once in his life thank God!
Did Grandma run over someone again?
Does she attend the Over 50 yoga class with Helen Hunt?
Grandma says “time to come in for dinner”!
the new (?) face of road rage
the new (old) face of road rage
“He put his disease in me!”
Excellent. You win.
Funny, I saw this photo and made the same face.
One of the earliest carnivores, we now know Dilophosaurus is actually poisonous, spitting its venom at its prey, causing blindness and eventually paralysis, allowing the carnivore to eat at its leisure.
photo by Edward Munch
“Does anybody remember me?”
“Help me! My sunglasses are hideous!!!”
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