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“The clock struck two, I dropped my goo, and dropped the dude off at the last block.”
“Oh!”
+1,000,000,000
So now male prostitutes are getting into the paparazzi biz?
Why must we photograph the valet, I ask?
His career going down the shitter could have happened faster, but it was pretty furious.
Whoa, dude, I thought you were dead!
Someone warn Paris Hilton… it’s the blackest man in America.
Oh sure, he seems happy, but from the nipples down, he’s crying like a baby.
“Hey, can you tell me where to find Robin the Boy Wonder?”
Welcome to the Xander Zone!
He needs to get back to doing curls right away.
Wishes he was asking for: Grey Poupon
Is asking for: WORK
Hey guys – have you seen my career around? Yeah, I’ve been looking all over.
“Just take his picture already cause you know he’s just gonna keep driving by.”
still approve of this delicious piece of man candy!
No officer, I’m not having a stroke. I always sound like this.