superficial

  1. “The clock struck two, I dropped my goo, and dropped the dude off at the last block.”

  2. Mooty

    So now male prostitutes are getting into the paparazzi biz?

  3. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    Why must we photograph the valet, I ask?

  4. Richard McBeef

    His career going down the shitter could have happened faster, but it was pretty furious.

  5. Satan's bitch

    Whoa, dude, I thought you were dead!

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Someone warn Paris Hilton… it’s the blackest man in America.

  7. Oh sure, he seems happy, but from the nipples down, he’s crying like a baby.

  8. Mumbler

    “Hey, can you tell me where to find Robin the Boy Wonder?”

  9. AnnaDraconida

    Welcome to the Xander Zone!

  10. cc

    He needs to get back to doing curls right away.

  11. MILF

    Wishes he was asking for: Grey Poupon
    Is asking for: WORK

  12. Perplexity

    Hey guys – have you seen my career around? Yeah, I’ve been looking all over.

  13. “Just take his picture already cause you know he’s just gonna keep driving by.”

  14. azgirlgoneeast

    still approve of this delicious piece of man candy!

  15. Nug

    No officer, I’m not having a stroke. I always sound like this.

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