Ted Danson and Maria Menounos on Extra at The Grove in Los Angeles. (September 25, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Someone thinks Ted is a silver fox.
Down to begging now? Sad. I mean, not David Hasselhoff sad, but sad nonetheless.
PLEASE have sex with me! The last person I had sex with was Whoopi Goldberg…I need to make sure I’m not gay!
let’s get our hair done and then do some shoe shopping…please, please, please
Ted’s got a nice wig there.
What sort of cabbage patch is she growing on her ass? How the mighty have fallen. Literally.
What the fuck is wrong with you
I think she’s smoking hot most of the time and *had* an incredible ass. You are lying if you say this ass is not showing some serious lumps.
Even the gay guy in the background on the right thinks she’s adorable!
“Do you know what happened to the last bitch who called me ‘Sam Malone’?… I turned her into Kirstie Alley!”
I’d like to rifle through her underwear drawer and sniff the crotch inserts of her pantyhose.
Normally she has a pretty nice ass, but here it looks like she’s smuggling a bag of softballs. Hmmm.
You may want to clean your glasses or increase the dosage on your meds. Her ass looks amazing!
It does look a like cottage cheese-y. I think the rest of you are in denial. For me, though, nothing wrong with a little cellulite to remind you that- and this is deep- everyone poops.
“Aw come on, just the tip!”
“Where Maria Menounos knows my name… and you’ll be so glad I came…”
I would beg Maria Menounos for sex too.
“I’m telling you, if you don’t let me do it, I’ll make you watch a whole episode of Cheers.”
Ted Danson won’t hit a bitch, but he’ll sure as fuck shake the shit out of one.
PLEASE blow me Maria! I know that’s not your thing but PLEASE!!!!
with an ass like hers, if you’re begging for her to blow you YOU”RE DOING IT WRONG
oh my god, she’s not wearing a bikini
She’s a brick … cottage.
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