1. Someone thinks Ted is a silver fox.

  2. EricLr

    Down to begging now? Sad. I mean, not David Hasselhoff sad, but sad nonetheless.

  3. PLEASE have sex with me! The last person I had sex with was Whoopi Goldberg…I need to make sure I’m not gay!

  4. let’s get our hair done and then do some shoe shopping…please, please, please

  5. Cock Dr

    Ted’s got a nice wig there.

  6. What sort of cabbage patch is she growing on her ass? How the mighty have fallen. Literally.

  7. BillEBuoy

    Even the gay guy in the background on the right thinks she’s adorable!

  8. diego

    “Do you know what happened to the last bitch who called me ‘Sam Malone’?… I turned her into Kirstie Alley!”

  9. Fishballs

    I’d like to rifle through her underwear drawer and sniff the crotch inserts of her pantyhose.

  10. LockNLoad

    Normally she has a pretty nice ass, but here it looks like she’s smuggling a bag of softballs. Hmmm.

  11. Gabe Kaplan

    “Aw come on, just the tip!”

  12. Pierce Bronzetan

    “Where Maria Menounos knows my name… and you’ll be so glad I came…”

  13. I would beg Maria Menounos for sex too.

  14. farter

    “I’m telling you, if you don’t let me do it, I’ll make you watch a whole episode of Cheers.”

  15. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Ted Danson won’t hit a bitch, but he’ll sure as fuck shake the shit out of one.

  16. icu

    PLEASE blow me Maria! I know that’s not your thing but PLEASE!!!!

  17. Martina

    oh my god, she’s not wearing a bikini

  18. catapostrophe

    She’s a brick … cottage.

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