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  1. mcdoubler

    well that’s unfortunate

  2. caley

    C’mon, Mitt? A Seig Heil? You’re making this much too easy on the rest of us.

  3. Ruth

    Looks about right.

  4. I cant stop laughing.

  5. O'chunt

    At a Tea Party rally, eh?

  6. dmbishop

    …and the plane just went up!!! I don’t know how it does that!!! (notice how I avoided the obvious Hitler reference; I’m sorry)

  7. Tiger

    I KNEW IT!!!

  8. EricLr

    Looks like he finally did something to get the Tea Party to like him.

  9. Ohio Nazis. I hate Ohio Nazis.

  10. B&WMinstrel

    When Republicans want to look like everyone else they put on a jacket, The White House buys everyone a tuxedo

  11. Cock Dr

    I was given to understand at the beginning of the campaign that the GOP Rom-bot was a bit stiff and awkward during unscripted moments with the great unwashed American public.
    *regards photo*
    But this is ridiculous.

  12. BillEBuoy

    The poor little guy at the podium knows he’s doomed.

  13. Jade

    “My douchiness is THIS big!”

  14. He needs that nissan tire fill alert.

  15. In every photo like this, there’s a Jewish dude in the back saying “are you fucking kidding me?” with his eyes.

  16. Heil, mein Führer

  17. HollywoodOutsider

    OUR STOCK WILL RISE … HIGH!

  18. HollywoodOutsider

    Paul Ryan is Northfacing the shit out of that jacket.

  19. Noni Weasel

    He even has a little shadow mustache…

  20. bonky

    Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan greeting republican supporters in Skokie, Illinois.

  21. Gabe Kaplan

    “I’m Adolph Hitler , and I approve this message…

  22. Urvag

    Right after this he entered the plane to see why the windows wouldn’t open.

  23. And I am about THIS MUCH full of shit !!

  24. Joey G

    White men! White women! The swastika is calling you. The sacred and ancient symbol of your race, since the beginning of time. The Jew is using The Black as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, Whitey? Just sit there? Of course not! You are going to join with us. The members of the American Socialist White Peoples’ Party. An organization of decent, law abiding white folk. Just like you!

  25. Vlad

    And if we take the roof right off this thing, we’ll have all the oxygen we’ll need.

  26. Even Mitt Romney is looking for Steve.

  27. Pierce Bronzetan

    “… and now we have a monkey running the White House. Seriously! And it stands upright… this tall…”

  28. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    We’re fucked…

  29. That’s fucking hilarious.

  30. Hahahahahahaaa!!!

  31. Alexxx

    It’s just too easy…

  32. “Don’t show them how the plane takes off. Don’t show them how the plane takes off. Don’t show them how the pl-DAMMIT!!!”

  33. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Exactly.

  34. Martina

    Christ, does Mitt ever wear anything but women’s jeans?

  35. Dude, Dr. Bobolit!

  36. SSHGuru

    His ultimate goal is to alienate every group to get absolutely no votes come the election.

  37. toopier

    Can you rewind it to the part where he takes his family to the Barbie Museum?

  38. This shithead’s been waiting for a chance to do this since kindergarten.

  39. Pimptastic

    Have you seen my friend Kyle, he is about this tall!

  40. BB

    “We’ll all be this deep in sh… – if I have my way.”

  41. XGL

    Paul Ryan Gosling is like “Hey girl. My running mate is a Nazi. Wanna bang?”

  42. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    “So I was demonstrating to Paul just the other day, THIS is a Nazi salute that you can be proud of. His previous limp wristed efforts almost made me want to plaster a purple triangle on every shirt & jacket he owns.”

  43. cc

    ‘You know, I looked at my deposit slips from the Grand Cayman Bank of Rum Based Drinks the other day and the stack was this high!’

  44. Paging Dr. Freud… Dr. Freud, please come to Ohio. Your repression patient needs you. Stat!

  45. JR

    “I want to thank the Ohio League of Jewish Women Voters for inviting me here today, and I want to begin my remarks by saying that I’ve had it up to here with Obama’s failed middle east strategies. Not at mid chest level here. No, no, up to here.”

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