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  1. Yeah, I would name my kid after a soap at Bath and Body Works too.

  2. “We better get goin’ home Pink. It looks like it’s gonna rain soon and I can’t remember if I closed the windows on the trailer.”

  3. EricLr

    Does he still wear his sunglasses at night?

  4. JennywithaY

    I’d cry, too, if people kept yelling, “Hey, Miley!” at me.

  5. Cock Dr

    Impressively fast loss of babyweight. Kudos.

  6. Craptard

    wow, I’d have expected that if anything was going to fall out of Pink’s stank ass cooter, it’d have been a Buick, or some crap she couldn’t sell at her last yard sale.

  7. BillEBuoy

    “I’m so sorry, honey, for wearing these ugly, stinky ass so-called pants. Will you ever forgive me?”
    “Let’s hug, let me touch your ass for while and I’ll think about it.”

  8. Can’t we leave them alone? They’re clearly still in mourning for her pre-pregnancy figure.

  9. Little Tongue

    Diaper toe!

  10. this picture makes me believe that celebrity relationships are not all destined for failure…probably hear about a breakup tomorrow…but peace for today.

    • XGL

      Yeah, they have been broken up for awhile, and i guess they decided its better together… I see them staying together, actually, for awhile. I do really like Pink, actually, shes an actual performer and doesn’t take shit from anyone

      • XGL

        If britney was more like her ten years ago, she wouldn’t be whacked out on bipolar meds and needing directions to the bathroom

  11. sorry_charlie

    every man wants to marry a woman whose hair can scratch the skin off of his face.

  12. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    “There there… there there… “

  13. Archie

    I can’t hate, they look adorable in this pic.

    • catapostrophe

      He’s groping her T & A while she gives the kid a wet willie. It’s too bad Norman Rockwell is dead.

  14. oldfool

    Nice to see Max Headroom settled down and had a family.

  15. Alexxx

    Future Miley??

  16. Eh…, if I was forced at gunpoint to have sex with a dude, I’d probably choose her.

    Jokes aside, that’s one hell of a cute picture. Kids make cankles awesome.

  17. XGL

    I’m with everyone here. Miley jokes aside, its a sweet picture, made even sweeter by the adorable kid. They look actually- gasp- like a happy family in Hollywood. Rare, it is.

  18. Mama Pinkus

    I can’t stand Pink but that is a lovely picture

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