1. Diablo Dude

    One bad looking apple.

  2. neo

    this deserves the “whadafuq of the week”.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    She should fight Helena Bonham Carter.

  4. I am not saying she is on drugs, but I firmly support a “Just Say No” program for whatever the fuck is making her look like that.

  5. Apple’s got sour grapes.

  6. joe

    Nicole Richie looks like shit.

  7. This photo is Criminal

  8. ate one too many worms.

  9. EricLr

    I’m pretty sure that’s a recent picture of Grace Zabriskie….without makeup….having just woken up….with a hangover….and cancer.

  10. B&WMinstrel

    I recognise all of the bits but not in that order

  11. One picture of this Apple a day keeps my penis at bay.

  12. Jentilly

    Was that marjuanna she got caught with laced with heroin??

  13. The Eye of Horus must have been looking the wrong way.

  14. I can handle most celebs degenerating to nothing, but this one makes me sad. She’s a cool chick, great voice, great song writer and doesn’t whore herself out to the media.

  15. Back in the 60′s I HAD one of those toy sets where you took a regular apple and turned it into a shrunken head! Nice to see it’s making a comeback.

  16. someone get her a seitanburger!

  17. They never rebuilt her face after Katrina or what?

  18. Cock Dr

    Was she on a hunger strike while in the TX jail?

  19. diego

    Faces of Meth

  20. Crissy

    Holy crack pipe! WTF!

  21. meeps!

    You never go full Margot Kidder…

  22. Back in the colonial era, the great European powers of England, France, Spain, Portugal et al would send their mightiest ships around the world to conquer, rape & pillage. They would spend months at sea, making landfall only so often to re-stock their supplies. A barrel of apples was one of the staples kept on board, since they could be dried and still retain their flavor & vitamins. After several months in a barrel, however, the remaining apples were severely dehydrated, wrinkled, hard and by that time, mostly sour. But they still looked better than this apple does.

  23. edamame

    Even Shrek’s penis would run away from this Fiona.

  24. You’re doing….you’re doing goooood.

  25. RStak

    Christ…was it medical marijuana?

  26. Joey G

    All right, I know what you’re thinking. You give up your soul, you turn into a demon, you look like shit. Where’s the payoff, right?

  27. tlmck

    Looks like a “baked” apple.

  28. hatersgonhate

    fucking terrible

  29. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    Faces Of Evil: Wen Gingers Go Bad.

  30. My penis just threw up .. and I’m not talking the white gooey stuff. It actually vomited at the sight of that photo!

  31. Alexxx

    Zombie Winehouse

  32. parisanais

    Someone tell Frodo to look in New Orleans. He can finally get that ring back.

  33. dontkillthemessenger

    Fiona Apple is not impressed.

    Or alive.

  34. I still love me some Extraordinary Machine, but this pic looks exactly like her latest album sounds.

  35. She’s like the love child of Jesse Pinkman and Tan Mom.

  36. No way she got that homely. I think someone got a pic of her chewing up a mouthful of Gummy Bears.

  37. catapostrophe

    That tattoo sucks.

  38. The apple of NOBODY’S eye.

  39. Wow. What a mess. She used to be so pretty. That is definitely the look of a crack addict now. Plus, it appears like she’s carrying around golf balls in her cheeks.

  40. That photo should put to rest the nasty rumors about Fiona’s drug addiction and eating disorders. Take *that*, haters!

  41. nodoze

    Poison apple…

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