One bad looking apple.

this deserves the “whadafuq of the week”.

She should fight Helena Bonham Carter.

I am not saying she is on drugs, but I firmly support a “Just Say No” program for whatever the fuck is making her look like that.

Apple’s got sour grapes.

Nicole Richie looks like shit.

This photo is Criminal

ate one too many worms.

I’m pretty sure that’s a recent picture of Grace Zabriskie….without makeup….having just woken up….with a hangover….and cancer.

I recognise all of the bits but not in that order

One picture of this Apple a day keeps my penis at bay.

Was that marjuanna she got caught with laced with heroin??

The Eye of Horus must have been looking the wrong way.

I can handle most celebs degenerating to nothing, but this one makes me sad. She’s a cool chick, great voice, great song writer and doesn’t whore herself out to the media.

Back in the 60′s I HAD one of those toy sets where you took a regular apple and turned it into a shrunken head! Nice to see it’s making a comeback.

someone get her a seitanburger!

They never rebuilt her face after Katrina or what?

Was she on a hunger strike while in the TX jail?

Faces of Meth

Holy crack pipe! WTF!

Apple iMess

You never go full Margot Kidder…

Back in the colonial era, the great European powers of England, France, Spain, Portugal et al would send their mightiest ships around the world to conquer, rape & pillage. They would spend months at sea, making landfall only so often to re-stock their supplies. A barrel of apples was one of the staples kept on board, since they could be dried and still retain their flavor & vitamins. After several months in a barrel, however, the remaining apples were severely dehydrated, wrinkled, hard and by that time, mostly sour. But they still looked better than this apple does.

Even Shrek’s penis would run away from this Fiona.

You’re doing….you’re doing goooood.

Christ…was it medical marijuana?

All right, I know what you’re thinking. You give up your soul, you turn into a demon, you look like shit. Where’s the payoff, right?

Looks like a “baked” apple.

fucking terrible

Faces Of Evil: Wen Gingers Go Bad.

My penis just threw up .. and I’m not talking the white gooey stuff. It actually vomited at the sight of that photo!

Zombie Winehouse

Someone tell Frodo to look in New Orleans. He can finally get that ring back.

Fiona Apple is not impressed.

Or alive.

I still love me some Extraordinary Machine, but this pic looks exactly like her latest album sounds.

She’s like the love child of Jesse Pinkman and Tan Mom.

No way she got that homely. I think someone got a pic of her chewing up a mouthful of Gummy Bears.

That tattoo sucks.

The apple of NOBODY’S eye.

Wow. What a mess. She used to be so pretty. That is definitely the look of a crack addict now. Plus, it appears like she’s carrying around golf balls in her cheeks.

That photo should put to rest the nasty rumors about Fiona’s drug addiction and eating disorders. Take *that*, haters!

Poison apple…