It’s like a horror movie. She knows there is a monster next to her but if she looks it will attack.

Dont do it…dont do it…dont go there, haters.

You’re not advancing the race, Shaq.

Don’t worry everyone, I’ve seen this movie before and Fay Wray escapes unharmed.

Seems friendly. Maybe even protective of the (relatively) diminutive white woman.

I love Shaq, so there is absolutely nothing negative to say about this.

Don’t even bother Shaq. She might only be one-tenth of your daily caloric needs.

Looks like he’s giving her that old ‘they don’t need to be huge, all anybody needs is a mouthful’ speech all the flat chested girls get at some point or another.

Oh Shaq! What a stereotypical thing to do…

Does no one care enough to

Shaq, “Every Woman, Every Child” is the charity, not the menu.

I like the Rosey Grier/Ray Milland version better…

swollen vulva lips

I didn’t know they were dating.

SECURITY!!!!

Sigourney wasn’t available for the sequel. They’re calling it “Out Of the Mist”.

“Debra…LOOK OUT…Duck. He’s going to inhale you.”

She’s about to feel the Shaq Attack.

Gorwilla and Grace

Pretty generous of Shaq to get that close to that face.

It’s too bad she dies in the end.

In eb’ry pitcher, dere be a white bitch inna foreground tryna morse-blink a distress call, yo.

“Yes, yes. I know your lips are bigger than my boobs, stop rubbing it in!”

How could anyone resist?

It’s no wonder Shaq is such a success with women!

That’s Dr. Shaq to you. The big fella holds a doctorate (and not an honorary one)…

“OOOHHH, I finally found one skinnier than my dick!”

His mouth looks like a leather vagina

Where are all the white women at?

Monkey see, monkey do…

Shaquille O’Neal REALLY REALLY really should have resisted the duckface trend

Hey, I had a lipstick that exact color in the 80′s! By the way, I’m talking about hers you stupid idiots that were going to jump on the racist card!

Someone should photoshop their faces, mixing up their faces, would look hilarious.