superficial

  1. Mohawk Disco

    It’s like a horror movie. She knows there is a monster next to her but if she looks it will attack.

  2. neo

    Dont do it…dont do it…dont go there, haters.

  3. EricLr

    You’re not advancing the race, Shaq.

  4. Don’t worry everyone, I’ve seen this movie before and Fay Wray escapes unharmed.

  5. Cock Dr

    Seems friendly. Maybe even protective of the (relatively) diminutive white woman.

  6. BillEBuoy

    I love Shaq, so there is absolutely nothing negative to say about this.

  7. Don’t even bother Shaq. She might only be one-tenth of your daily caloric needs.

  8. Craptard

    Looks like he’s giving her that old ‘they don’t need to be huge, all anybody needs is a mouthful’ speech all the flat chested girls get at some point or another.

  9. Crissy

    Oh Shaq! What a stereotypical thing to do…

  10. B&WMinstrel

    Does no one care enough to

  11. Shaq, “Every Woman, Every Child” is the charity, not the menu.

  12. meeps!

    I like the Rosey Grier/Ray Milland version better…

  13. Alice Pooper

    swollen vulva lips

  14. Gabe Kaplan

    I didn’t know they were dating.

  15. bigalkie

    SECURITY!!!!

  16. Sigourney wasn’t available for the sequel. They’re calling it “Out Of the Mist”.

  17. “Debra…LOOK OUT…Duck. He’s going to inhale you.”

  18. seriouslynow

    She’s about to feel the Shaq Attack.

  19. Pierce Bronzetan

    Gorwilla and Grace

  20. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Pretty generous of Shaq to get that close to that face.

  21. Joaquin ingles

    It’s too bad she dies in the end.

  22. In eb’ry pitcher, dere be a white bitch inna foreground tryna morse-blink a distress call, yo.

  23. “Yes, yes. I know your lips are bigger than my boobs, stop rubbing it in!”

  24. joho777

    How could anyone resist?

    It’s no wonder Shaq is such a success with women!

  25. amir

    That’s Dr. Shaq to you. The big fella holds a doctorate (and not an honorary one)…

  26. Josephus

    “OOOHHH, I finally found one skinnier than my dick!”

  27. His mouth looks like a leather vagina

  28. saavik001

    Where are all the white women at?

  29. saavik001

    Monkey see, monkey do…

  30. Lanasvitful

    Shaquille O’Neal REALLY REALLY really should have resisted the duckface trend

  31. Next.....

    Hey, I had a lipstick that exact color in the 80′s! By the way, I’m talking about hers you stupid idiots that were going to jump on the racist card!

  32. anidea

    Someone should photoshop their faces, mixing up their faces, would look hilarious.

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