Sexiest man alive in the 80s meets douchiest dipshit alive in the 10s.
His mustache alone has gotten laid more than Mario.
…with women, I mean.
Mario: “So you just pick whichever one you want to fuck?”
Tom: “No. No Mario, I don’t. My mustache does.”
“Yes i color my hair, and no i haven’t shaved my mustache in 30 years. Now shut the fuck up Paco before i squish you like the insect you are.”
I want to kick both of them in the nuts.
Fucking right, this fight will be better than when Zach fought Slater.
“yes, Mario, you shit stain, of course I fucked your mother.”
“DUUuuDe! Your ‘stache is bigger than my en-tire c**k!”
“Where’s that Menounos chick you little twerp ?”
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Tom Selleck and Mario Lopez on 'Extra' at Universal Studios in Los Angeles. (September 24, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN