superficial

  1. EricLR

    Wow, she’s stronger than she looks.

  2. Hover hand? Man, I guess he does know his limits….

  3. Inner Retard

    The moment David Arquette quit drinking right after realizing instead of grabbing her ass he imagined grabbing a bottle of beer behind her.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    It takes a masturbating Jedi to do the hands-free jerk off.

  5. “You smell like raisins. I love it. Let’s see where this bottle of Goldschlager gets us…wait…where’s my bottle of goldschlager? You took it, didn’t you? You crazy bitch…”

  6. ThisWillHurt

    “Hey there, sexy thang. Remember me from the ‘Scream’ movies? Can I get a picture with you?”
    “Eew! Only in the kitchen, creep.”

  7. martina

    If he’s hooking up with her then there is hope for the rest of us.

  8. Warning: Vanessa Hudgens may cause sudden narcolepsy in older men.

  9. Charles

    I think she’s scheming on how to push him into the frozen food locker.

  10. “Hey…You got any more nude pictures from your Disney days?”

  11. They are not actually allowed in the club. They have to stay in the kitchen.

  12. I can’t believe this creepy, talentless fucker ever made it past anything other than being a waiter in Hollywood.

  13. I must say, he certainly cleans up nicely, eh?

  14. What is up with his fucking hair cut? Is he starring in a remake of Sling Blade?

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