Best she’s looked in a long while. It’s still really shitty, but it’s better.
Yeah, I mean, I maybe would. But I was also ready to jump the Katy Perry wax figure so maybe I’m not the best judge.
Kesha, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus. The good, the bad, and the ugly. OK, trick question, there is no good.
Something smells like piss, she thought, turning to scan the crowd. My cup better still be full when I get into this car.
I learned long ago that you can try to dress up a turd with a bunch of different colors, but at the end of the day it’s still a turd.
Glad she decided to go back to her natural hair color.
“What? No that is not somebody’s vomit from the night before. Now please get in the car. GET IN TH—NO. NO. Do NOT GO NEA–dammit, somebody hit the shock collar!”
We all know what it really looks like when you peel off all the stuff. Good try though.
She is as attractive as a pan of day old soggy noddles.
She looks over her shoulder just in time to see that 14th minute of fame fly away.
I would not
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