Wait, is he doing his Jack Nicholson or his Christian Slater? I can’t tell.
I recommend valium. Lots and lots of valium.
Bicycle shops must be the truck stop bathrooms of Europe.
“Yeah! I know! Eau! Sounds like they’re saying ‘Oh’. Futtin’ hilarious!”
Y, M, C, AAAAAAAA…..
And there was this redhead chick with tits out to HERE!
Did he run into Christina Hendricks recently?
No, no, that’s definitely his Tom Cruise impression.
“I love Paris! Everyone keeps offering me their wee wees!”
“Oh, now I know why they call it Gay Paree!”
His split second of joy before he finds out it’s just a water bottle.
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