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  1. EricLR

    Wait, is he doing his Jack Nicholson or his Christian Slater? I can’t tell.

  2. Inner Retard

    I recommend valium. Lots and lots of valium.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Bicycle shops must be the truck stop bathrooms of Europe.

  4. “Yeah! I know! Eau! Sounds like they’re saying ‘Oh’. Futtin’ hilarious!”

  5. Canudigit

    Y, M, C, AAAAAAAA…..

  6. Echo5

    And there was this redhead chick with tits out to HERE!

  7. PathosAvenger

    No, no, that’s definitely his Tom Cruise impression.

  8. “I love Paris! Everyone keeps offering me their wee wees!”

  9. “Oh, now I know why they call it Gay Paree!”

  10. His split second of joy before he finds out it’s just a water bottle.

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