Rihanna performing in Perth, Australia. (September 24, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Could we go back to Miley Cyrus twerking? Suddenly, I feel the need for some class in my life.
Rihanna: “I like to KICK, STRETCHHHH, AND KICK! I’m 50!”
Security: “You’re actually 25.”
Rihanna: “I’m 50! 50 years old!”
Security: “No you’re…well, from a medical lifespan standpoint, you might be right.”
Was that a reference to this?
It’s a choice – either watch her do this, or hear her “sing”.
I’ll be at the bar, avoiding both.
“Rihanna presenting during estrus in Perth, Australia.”
There, fixed that for you.
One of the things I like about The Superficial is that fairly often there is a post with a word that I’m not familiar with. It gives me a chance to look it up, e.g., I’ve always wondered where Perth is located.
“Maybe they wont notice that I cant dance or sing.”
Looks like she’s performing at a dirty sports bar in some bad cover band with a name like Hump Day or something.
“Take a good look, parents. This is where your sons were last night!”
“Like a virgin … for the very first time”
Probably smells so bad it needs to be aired out.
That’s exactly how I picture her to look naked.
I can fart soooo hard when I do this move.
So that’s what her boyfriend meant when he said he was gonna go Down Under…
Fish, I laughed my ass off at your comment. Of course had to google thailand bird vagina. Wish I hadn’t. How do you know all this stuff? MEDIC!
“That’s it everybody. I’m out of ping pong balls.”
And just like that, an entire arena crowd passed out en-masse.
So that’s where she keeps her um-buh-rella-ella-ella hey hey?
So ‘performing’ is sitting on a stage, reading an autocue and showing off your growler?
Man, such incredible talent.
And we’re concerned about North Korea and their bombs?
I can smell the stink from here.
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