superficial

  1. brick

    How much do you think it would cost me to convince him to go out WITHOUT two Ho’s on his arm?

  2. Sheppy

    Hang on, is the one on the right the same ho from last night?
    Has he got a favorite now?

  3. “Wow, Charlie Sheen, you’re so awesome! I thought you were taller, though.”

  4. He looks 90 years old

  5. EricLR

    I got off the bus to Hollywood and a manager met me right in the bus station! Ain’t I lucky?

  6. Wait a minute…1 hooker…2 hookers…3 hookers?? Looks like Corey finally got the 12th punch on his “Frequent Skanker’s” card.

  7. Inner Retard

    He’s like oil. Every time we think he ran out of money we find him with two new expensive hookers.

  8. Canudigit

    He looks like he hasn’t broken in his new pair of platform shoes yet.

  9. Cock Dr

    Why does he always have to be buying it? Are there no volunteers willing to touch him left in the land?

  10. fred

    This man must be very popular and successful. He is always with multiple beautiful women whenever I see him on the Internet. And the Internet never lies.

  11. AWOL

    That was nice of her to wear flip-flops.
    Now she is only 8 inches taller than him.

  12. blerg

    Michael Jackson and little girls?

  13. When your future’s so bright….

  14. The “woman” in the short black dress must be new. She’s smiling.

  15. The angle of the shoes on the girl in blue makes me want to see the picture just after she took that step

  16. Seriously, I want a two a day hooker trust fund.

  17. David Arquette is his hooker supplier. Confirmed.

  18. Man, Chloe Dykstra is really slumming it…

  19. tlmck

    I finally figured it out. Corey Feldman is actually Photoboy.

  20. HE IS THE SUPPLIER! This is how he makes $$. Not a LOT of $$ , but selling the little bit of blow he doesn’t do brings in a couple bucks too.

  21. He’s training the world’s first ‘seeing-eye’ hookers.

  22. Paully Boston Baby!

    I know what happened to Corey’s career, but what happened to his lips?

  23. Errol Flynn's Ghost

    I guess this is what happens when the other Corey gets the queertastic bubble bath scene and you don’t……

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