1. EricLR

    Will youz come home with me and help me raise my four kids?

  2. Inner Retard

    5 minutes later all those girls were still untouched. But in the background someone heard ‘Giggity’ with a distinct Swedish accent.

  3. that chick looks like a dude. And her Planet Hollywood jacket is so 1991

  4. “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ellen Degeneres? I mean, you have a dick, so I don’t care, but still….damn.”

  5. “There is no WAY I’m letting this chick even get close to my winkie.”

  6. anonymous

    Nick Carter needs to get out of the way so fans can see some actual stars walking the red carpet.

  7. “Excuse me, Nick. Could you please move out of the way? I’m trying to look at HETEROSEXUAL men.”

  8. “Excuse me, Are you going to take us to our tables or are you just going to keep standing there and smiling like an idiot?”

  9. That’s fucked up, he looks 20 years younger than his brother Aaron.

  10. Totally my bad, in this light I thought you were Justin Timberlake.

  11. A fading, bankrupt reminder of the excess and stupidity of the celebrity culture of the 90′s. Also, he’s at a Planet Hollywood.

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