superficial

  1. Josephus

    Someone dropped a dollar bill somewhere.

  2. She can’t even PRETEND to read a book

  3. A photo of her reading a particular book has the opposite effect of making the Oprah Book Club list.

  4. catapostrophe

    Accessorizin’.

  5. Just bidin’ her time until the coke dealer shows up.

  6. martina

    “Let’s see? The Cobain Estate still has $45M to burn, and $10M per year … damn! I’ll have to tour in 5 years!”

  7. WHERE’S the parade?

  8. Waiting for the bus that never comes.

  9. “Wow, it’s morning already!”

  10. Totally thought that thumb was Kate Hudson.

  11. I’m surprised that book isn’t upside down.

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