Alexander Skarsgard leaving Chateau Marmont (which as of this reporting has been turned into a makeshift maternity unit) in West Hollywood. (September 24, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Skarsgard checked his watch to be sure; it was, indeed, sex o’clock.
Next conquest in 3…2…
In case anyone is wondering:
Yes, the hands on his watch are penises.
And yes, it’s always snatch time.
Well, looks like all those wax figurines should be in their 3rd trimester…….now.
Setting his clock for 9 months.
“They say every 5 seconds another woman is impregnated by me. That leaves me only 4 seconds…”
“Hmmmmmmmm…almost 2 minutes without sex. Have I hit the wall?”
“Shit, what time is it… well I guess it doesn’t really matter, I have another nine months anyway.”
“Why am I looking at my reflection in this timepiece when I could be having sex right now?”
Look at that, time to bang a bitch already.
“That’s funny, my watch wasn’t this big when I put it on this morning.”
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