I am so gonna kill myself in her driveway.
“Quick take the picture! The alcohol fumes are killing me”
Arghhh… okay, I’ll feel the boob.
This titty doesn’t have vodka in it. You lied to me.
Paula’s strategically placed ugly person pays for itself with this photo (apparently).
Paula is so the exception that proves the rule.
Ok, go away you are hogging my camera time!
You say those are real? I’ll just check…
At that exact moment, in an alternate universe, Bar Rafaeli grabbed Scarlett Johansson’s breast as Mila Kunis snapped a pic and Alexander Skarsgard looked on.
I used to hide my meds in my bra, do you? I’d better check just to be sure. What are these, chiclets?
Even women want to join the Touchatitty Tribe.
Oroville Redenbacher looks on approvingly.
Mr. Bean likes what he sees.
He’s looking a little wan though.
All this time I thought Michael Jackson was dead.
Times must be tough for Leonard Nimoy he can’t even get an autograph from Paula
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Paula Abdul leaving The Late Show with David Letterman in New York City. (September 20, 2011)