Universal sign for “puff puff pass”
it’s almost 4:20 bitches. know what i’m sayin’?
“Can I put the tip in my mouth? Just the tip of your penis, man. Just the tip. Pleeeeaaaassseee?”
I smoke with a lot of college students. Most wasn’t graduatin’ and they knew it. You know that weed slang, oh yeah, I speak it fluent.
. . . and Brady has reconnected with Randy Moss.
“The chronic helps me forget about that season we won every game except the Super Bowl, you know what I’m sayin’?”
I’m playing the world’s smallest violin for ya. My life’s so bitchin’ I couldn’t care less about your “problems.”
“This is how I drink my tea”.
Excuse me, Mr. Brady? Um, yes. How big is your penis?
Know what I’m doin when I retire and hey don’t drug test my ass?
Ancient Chinese secret?
Bill Belicek’s spy cams are getting to be hardly noticable…
What it looks like when Giselle sucks it
Arrrr, I swallowed by tooth pick.
Yes this is the size of my penis!
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