superficial

  1. just here for laughs

    Universal sign for “puff puff pass”

  2. yomammassofat......

    it’s almost 4:20 bitches. know what i’m sayin’?

  3. Venom

    Zesty…

  4. blergity

    “Can I put the tip in my mouth? Just the tip of your penis, man. Just the tip. Pleeeeaaaassseee?”

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    I smoke with a lot of college students. Most wasn’t graduatin’ and they knew it. You know that weed slang, oh yeah, I speak it fluent.

  6. it had to be said

    . . . and Brady has reconnected with Randy Moss.

  7. Tad Bit Tipsy

    zippit!

  8. JC

    “The chronic helps me forget about that season we won every game except the Super Bowl, you know what I’m sayin’?”

  9. Snack pack

    I’m playing the world’s smallest violin for ya. My life’s so bitchin’ I couldn’t care less about your “problems.”

  10. Johnny P!

    “This is how I drink my tea”.

  11. Perplexity

    Excuse me, Mr. Brady? Um, yes. How big is your penis?

  12. Mwaddams

    Know what I’m doin when I retire and hey don’t drug test my ass?

  13. Ancient Chinese secret?

  14. The Brown Streak

    Bill Belicek’s spy cams are getting to be hardly noticable…

  15. Hunk

    What it looks like when Giselle sucks it

  16. cc

    Arrrr, I swallowed by tooth pick.

  17. Steelerchick

    Yes this is the size of my penis!

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