Haha grumpy old man…..looks like your belt is on there too tight!
So tight it snapped the zipper down
It’s the only thing holding him upright. When he unbuckles and unzips his body becomes a puddle of boneless flesh on the ground.
“Ewww, I smell women my own age…”
This dude cannot be human, plus, his fly is down.
“Make ’em say ughhh nana nana…”
Hey Beavis… pick me up a double cheese with salami and peppers.
That damn Jonah kid is wearing the same outfit I am!
When you get his age, you just take a dump whenever you want.
Thumbnail says Sly from He-man. I was not expecting Larry.
“Smithers will pay for not zipping my trousers!”
“You damn kids get off my lawn! Or diner stool! Or…aaaaaaghgh!”
That garbage bag is tied so tight it’s crapping old men out the bottom.
“Ten grand to stop wearing their jeans. That’s Chump Change!”
He looks like Beavis as an old man. “Are you threatening me?!?”
“my soup was cold again ! Again! What’s with the cold soup? The Soup’s supposed to be hot ! Why can’t I get hot soup? Where’s my personal assistant?You’d think I was a nobody! A nobody! Jeez , why can’t I read this cell phone ? You’d think they would make cell phones you can read ! Why can’t I get a cell phone I can read ? Jeez , Why doesn’t my pecker work ? Jeez !!!”
The sea was angry that day, my friends…
I said EEEEEAAASSSSSY big–fella
I laughed so hard at this I spit soda all over my monitor!
Oh dammit, I just shit my pants!!! NURSE!!!
Watch me mime walking into the wind.
*fly already open, belt partially undone* “Whaddya mean ‘washrooms are for customer use only’?!? Fine, gimme a goddamn coffee! Now buzz me in, this in an emergency!!!”
I fuckin’ HATE high fuckin’ fiber fuckin’ diets!!
I expect this picture to resurface in the Weekly World News next week as “proof” that Johnny Cash is in fact still alive.
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