superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    How many layers are there in that comb over?

  2. deucepickle

    I’m willing to bet that what he pays his personal hairstylist to do his hair each week is more than I make in a year

  3. Venom

    Shudder…

  4. Observe as the elusive creature known as toupe-I-bang-many-modelasius is capture in a never before state of forming thought. This coincidentally resulted in a large excretion from his anus that the creature uses to mark his territory…

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Okay… all cameras should be destroyed.

  6. LJ

    He makes Dennis Rodman look sober.

  7. JMS

    Does he remind anyone else of Voldemort before he got his body back?

  8. JC

    “So I told my barber that I wanted a Moire pattern on my head or else he’s fired!”

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    One good thing about Greece going under – everyone’s going to have to take a haircut.

  10. farting old man's wife

    Wow, it’s the elusive Double Comb Over on a toupee!! Very rare!! Shhhhhhh you may scare it away with any loud noises!!

  11. Now he’s even combing over his eyebrows.

  12. Due to the Caroilis effect, his combover is on the other side.

  13. Ponkur

    The cross-hatching of the subject’s hair is deliciously playful, while the vibrant red hues of the skin tone add a dramatic sense of urgency.

  14. dotmatrix

    That really is a double comb-over. It must look funny as hell coming out of the shower.

  15. Yo dawg, I heard you like comb-overs, so we went and put a comb-over in your comb-over and added some more comb-over to it. ‘Cuz your fucking bald, man.

  16. MammaMia

    his denial must be in denial just like his combover has a combover….

  17. tlmck

    Gorby!

  18. cc

    With any luck, he’ll get a rare form of instant melanoma.

  19. sasha

    The saddest thing is that he must not have anyone who loves him enough to stop him from making a fool of himself. How could you let someone you love go out looking like that?

  20. SISS

    Even his combover has a combover.

  21. Just out of frame: Rosie O’Donnell.

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