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  1. Cock Dr

    You can warm your hands from the heat of his smugness.

  2. it had to be said

    Damn! That index finger looks like a Basque at the beach!

  3. allieb

    thanks for the hotness!

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    How the hell did he get my cleanest shirt and what am I going to wear tomorrow?

  5. He’s laughing because he just realized his name is Michael F Assbender.

  6. Rough hat area

    So now im being force to comment on random peeps?

    • Trek Girl

      He’s not random, actually. You might know him, if you saw the movies, as Stelios from “300″, Magneto in “X-men: First Class”, and some other movies that got a lot of buzz in the past two to three years. He has more movies coming out that should be mentioned a lot more in the next few months.

    • Rough hat area

      Don’t blame me. If I don’t know who you are, its your fault.

      • Trek Girl

        I wasn’t blaming you; I’m just saying what movies he’s been in the past two or three years that you might have seen him in – that’s all.

  7. Kat

    “Hey, look at my teeth! AAAAAAALL OF THEMMMM!”

  8. “Ha! Damnedest thing I’ve ever seen! David Blaine told me to sit here and take a shit, and this WHOLE box comes rippin’ out my ass like it’s been there for years!”

  9. “SHAME! I DON’T HAVE ANY, MOTHERFUCKERS!”

  10. The Brown Streak

    These new futuristic toilets are awesome!

  11. Oz Matters

    Strange, but my Bass Fender actually has a shorter neck.

  12. “I’m dead inside.”

  13. Trail Mix

    “I’M A SHAAAARK! I’M A SHAAAAARK! SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK! I’M A SHAAAAAAARK!”

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