You can warm your hands from the heat of his smugness.
Damn! That index finger looks like a Basque at the beach!
Yeah, is it me, or is there something freakish about the relative lengths of his fingers?
thanks for the hotness!
How the hell did he get my cleanest shirt and what am I going to wear tomorrow?
He’s laughing because he just realized his name is Michael F Assbender.
So now im being force to comment on random peeps?
He’s not random, actually. You might know him, if you saw the movies, as Stelios from “300”, Magneto in “X-men: First Class”, and some other movies that got a lot of buzz in the past two to three years. He has more movies coming out that should be mentioned a lot more in the next few months.
Don’t blame me. If I don’t know who you are, its your fault.
I wasn’t blaming you; I’m just saying what movies he’s been in the past two or three years that you might have seen him in – that’s all.
“Hey, look at my teeth! AAAAAAALL OF THEMMMM!”
“Ha! Damnedest thing I’ve ever seen! David Blaine told me to sit here and take a shit, and this WHOLE box comes rippin’ out my ass like it’s been there for years!”
“SHAME! I DON’T HAVE ANY, MOTHERFUCKERS!”
These new futuristic toilets are awesome!
Strange, but my Bass Fender actually has a shorter neck.
“I’m dead inside.”
“I’M A SHAAAARK! I’M A SHAAAAARK! SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK! I’M A SHAAAAAAARK!”
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