Apparently, now sober, he just saw himself in Wolfman with a British accent.

You do some time, they never let you go. You know. They treat you like a criminal. I’m not a criminal.

Wait, so Keenan Cahill is in Looper too?

And to the crowd’s horror, the corpse began to unbutton its jacket.

That look on anyone elses face would be a cause for concern but I suspect this is the usual Benicio.

Congratulations, Mr. Del Toro, you’ve passed the G Force test! Now just two more tests and you’ll officially be an astronaut!

Benecio :Fish?
Fish: Yes?
Benicio: Why do I have to look like this?
Fish: I don’t know, Benicio, I really don’t know. But you know something? it doesn’t matter. There’s an old saying, a very, very old saying: “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”. try to think of that, Benicio when you have all those hookers fawn over you. Say it over and over to yourself. “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”.

He really wants that Herman Munster part.

“Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!”

“This suit fit when I bought it.”

Looks like Italian “Seinfeld” found its Kramer.

I saw “Savages” and it sucked!

He carries the bullfrog gene.

He must have just come from one of his premieres

Uh…ya got any gum? AHAHAHAHAHA! Hey Paul! Ya got any gum?

As fucked up as he is, he’s a really good actor.

They’re doing an ‘Eraserhead’ re-make?
Cool!

The Fourth Burial of Melquiades Estrada

Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.

Poor bastard. He has that look of suddenly becoming aware of his surroundings after sober up.

This was Kimberly Stewart “Oh face”

It’s a sign of a very fine actor when they can pull off the “double stroke” face.

This is what that Gangnam Style guy looks like without his sunglasses.

Jim Carrey and Micheal Richard melded into one person.

When Benicio heard “Show us your tits !” from the crowd he was puzzled, but started to strip for his fans. It didn’t even dawn on him that they were screaming it to Salma Hayek. who was five feet in front of him.

Never go into a bathroom with Travolta…

“The hardest button to button” – Jack White

Add 1 pair of giant clear glasses: INSTANT SO RONERY!

Hard to believe that that’s the same Benecio who did Scarlett Johansson in the elevator at the Chateau Marmont 9 years ago – oh wait, it’s not the same guy … it’s 9 years later ….

“God-DAMMIT! I fucking HATE wearing wet underwear.”

He just emerged from his drug-induced 4-year haze, and realized in that time he procreated with Kimberly fucking Stewart.